she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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