JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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