I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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