i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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