he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The best revenge is premature balding
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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