At least make sure they are 18
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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