Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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