I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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