I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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