How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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