Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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