so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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