I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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