I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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