this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
you had me at cake vodka
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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