and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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