idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i will never coherently bang her
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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