I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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