I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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