Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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