flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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NoShamevember. You game?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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