I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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