So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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