8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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