Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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