You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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