It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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