why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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