NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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