It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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