her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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