he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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