i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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