I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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