Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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