Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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