..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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