It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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