Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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