love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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