dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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