Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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