Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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