so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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