people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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