shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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