we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My life is pants optional.
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