We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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