i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize