We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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